This particular incident didn't happen to me, it happened to my sophomore creeper-magnet roommate. (She's a sophomore, not the creepers). We'll call her Lolita. Now, Lolita had a mild crush on a popular school mascot of the freshman persuasion. Lolita and Mascot had an ongoing flirtation, and hung out sober. Despite the six month age gap, Lolita was becoming increasingly attracted to Mascot. One night, both Lolita and Mascot hung out and went to a few parties together. Alcohol was involved, as is common at college functions, and being a young one, Mascot drank more than necessary. Back at our house, Lolita and Mascot participated in an innocent make-out session before heading to bed. The next day all seemed well. Or so Lolita thought. Later that evening she received a text message from Mascot.
"I didn't mean to make out with you and fall asleep in your bed. I hope things aren't awkward now."
Well, they are now buddy. Lolita, more amused than hurt, wrote off Mascot. Three weeks later she began getting text messages from him again.
"I'm sorry about what I did. I'm just so intimidated by you. You are such a beautiful older woman."
Needless to say, Lolita has moved on.
Moral of the story:
Leave the mask on the mascot and pay attention to whose mouth and bed you pass out on.
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