Friday, February 27, 2009

Tips and Tricks of the Trade

Apparently I am being too picky when it comes to men, and I was asked to outline how a guy should approach me without being labeled creepy. Fair enough. Here's a quick summary of my past posts as what not to do when courting a lady. Hell, the same goes for women. If you don't want a guy to think you are bat-shit crazy, pay attention to the following:
-Unless you are drop dead gorgeous or loaded, it's probably best to stay away from women who are more than twenty years younger than you. Even then I would probably tend to pass.
-Following a girl as she leaves work can sometimes be interpreted as threatening. Crazy, I know, but most women are.
-It is generally a good idea to not try and lay on someone you just met, especially after they make a visible effort to put space between you two.
-If you like someone, APPROACH THEM YOURSELVES! For goodness sake, we are adults, start acting like it.
-Unless you work for a media outlet that pays money for your photos, don't post pictures of girls on your website without their knowledge. I mean, sure, you can do it, but don't expect a warm response.

If any of the following seems irrational or out of line, please, do alert me to this fact. I would hate to think that one of these men could have long since become my husband and have me barefoot and pregnant by now. Aww, what the hell, I am probably just being a heinous bitch and should give these gentlemen a chance.

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